My dad telling me about his dinner conversation tonight with the lovely ladies hereby known as the Two Pats.

PAT 1 TO NICK: “You can WALK?”

NICK: “Yeah I walk.”

PAT 1 TO PAT 2: “He walks!”

PAT 2: “And he DRIVES!”

PAT 1: “He DRIVES?”

Apparently my dad is wowing the ladies with his superhuman skills at the independent living center.