On Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Death

NICK: So it looks like Zsa Zsa hit the silk.

ME: Yep. Poor thing, it was a long time coming. Ninety-nine years old – that’s a long life.

NICK: She was quite a woman.

ME: Yes she was.

NICK: Sexy.

ME: Very sexy in her day.

NICK: She knew her shit. Married nine times. You gotta know your shit to be married nine times.

ME: I could never be married nine times.

NICK: No one in our family has been married nine times. But Zsa Zsa. Quite a woman.

ME: She knows her shit.

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