A heart wrenching Memorial Day moment between a daughter and her 94-year-old WWII vet father:
ME: What are you doing on Memorial Day?
NICK: I’m having dinner.
ME: It’s 1:00 there.
NICK: We eat dinner at 1 on Sunday.
ME: Well, I just wanted to say “Thank you for fighting for our country.”
NICK: (LOUDER NOW) 1:00. We eat dinner at 1:00!
ME: (EVEN LOUDER) I said, “Thank you for fighting for our country.”
NICK: You’re welcome. Now let me eat dinner.