Conversation with my dad after dinner tonight…

ME: Did you like your chicken?

NICK: It was different.

ME: How do you mean different? It was just chicken.

NICK: It was a little hard to cut. And chew.

I’m a vegetarian who never cooks meat. I didn’t want my dad to get sick on undercooked chicken, so I cut it in little pieces and put it on the George Forman grill. I asked him if he wanted more chicken tomorrow. He looked at me and said,

NICK: Maybe the dogs want it.

LOL.