ME: I joined a gym.
NICK: What are you trying to look like that girl, Molly?
ME: Who’s Molly?
NICK: You know the one in New York.
ME: I don’t know who you’re talking about. New York? Molly? Is she a friend of mine?
NICK: You know who I’m talking about! The one on TV. She’s a dancer.
ME: Molly Shannon? Molly…
NICK: No! The dancer. She dances naked. She’s got a really good body.
ME: I seriously have no idea who you’re talking about…
NICK: Yes you do!
ME: No I don’t! You mean Lady Gaga? (I don’t know why I said Lady Gaga, but…)
NICK: No, not Lady Gaga. MOLLY!! She does the provocative dancing and gyrating. Gyrating all over the place. With the big finger.
ME: A dancer with a big finger?
NICK: SHE doesn’t have a big finger, she gyrated with the big finger.
ME: Oh you mean MILEY…Miley Cyrus?
NICK: That’s what I said…MOLLY!