I think my dad made a dirty joke today.
NICK: I’m going to go play bingo tonight downstairs.
ME: Is Saturday bingo night?
NICK: Every night is bingo night. We’re die hards here.
ME: I don’t think “die hard” is a term you want to use at Northpointe Assisted Living.
NICK: Some of us die hard. Some of us die soft.
ME: Oh my.