On Making Dirty Jokes

I think my dad made a dirty joke today.

NICK: I’m going to go play bingo tonight downstairs.

ME: Is Saturday bingo night?

NICK: Every night is bingo night. We’re die hards here.

ME: I don’t think “die hard” is a term you want to use at Northpointe Assisted Living.

NICK: Some of us die hard. Some of us die soft.

ME: Oh my.

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