MY DAD TONIGHT ON PEOPLE SUGGESTING HIS HEARING ISN’T QUITE WHAT IT USED TO BE –

NICK: My television goes up to 60. I put it at 25. Is that hard of hearing? You and your brother put your TVs down so low (mine, right now is at 28, for the record) I can’t g****** hear it. I get the magazine for the hearing aids and they’re $1500 g****** dollars. Why do I need a hearing aid? If you have a problem with my hearing, TALK LOUDER!

And there you have it.