Nick Goich’s New Year’s sentiment…
ME: Did you do anything fun last night for New Year’s Eve?
NICK: We had dinner at noon, played bingo at 2 and had a party at 6.
ME: Was the party fun?
NICK: Fun? Nobody knows the songs! They don’t sing the songs, they just verbalize them! ‘Auld Lang Syne…Auld Lang Syne…” Sing the damn song! We sang Old McDonald and all anyone knows is ‘E-i-e-i-o!”
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