I wish I could have transcribed my dad’s entire ‪#‎SuperBowl‬ review here from this morning’s conversation, but I was driving and couldn’t write it down. I know I’m missing some nuggets, but here are some highlights:

NICK: Beyonce was very good, she’s got some gams on her. Lady Gaga, all together different but equally as effective with a superb version of the National Anthem…I saw the GRAMMY ads. Will I be seeing you on TV?

ME: No. I won’t be on TV.

NICK: Why??

ME: Because I’m not famous.

NICK: What do you mean you’re not famous? You’re as famous as Beyonce! Did she write a book? You’re as famous as Marie Osmond. She lost 50 pounds on Jenny Craig, do that and maybe you’ll get on TV.