On St. Patrick’s Day

ME: What did you do for St. Patrick’s Day? 

NICK: This guy comes here and sings for us.

ME: Oh that’s fun!

NICK: Yeah, this is what he knows…”When Irish eyes are smiling…la la la la la la…” He’s got no repertoire!

ME: What do you mean “no repertoire?”

NICK: He doesn’t know the words! “Oh Danny Boy…blah blah blah blah blah…” He’s no better than the people around here who don’t know my name!

ME: Is he old?

NICK: No, he’s young! He’s like 80! He’s got no excuse!

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