ME: What did you do for St. Patrick’s Day?
NICK: This guy comes here and sings for us.
ME: Oh that’s fun!
NICK: Yeah, this is what he knows…”When Irish eyes are smiling…la la la la la la…” He’s got no repertoire!
ME: What do you mean “no repertoire?”
NICK: He doesn’t know the words! “Oh Danny Boy…blah blah blah blah blah…” He’s no better than the people around here who don’t know my name!
ME: Is he old?
NICK: No, he’s young! He’s like 80! He’s got no excuse!