NICK: So Elvira invited me up to her apartment.
ME: She did?!? Well…!
NICK: Yeah, she said her TV wasn’t working.
ME: Likely story.
NICK: So the first thing I try is the batteries on the remote. Sure enough, that was the problem! I went down to my room, got two AAs and – there you have it – TV fixed.
ME: You still got it! You’re still the best handyman ever!
NICK: I get up this morning and there’s an envelope under the door. With a card and $5 in it.
NICK: So I’m makin’ a little money on the side now! I’m gonna put a sign on my door – FOR HIRE. NO PITAs PLEASE!
ME: What is a Pita?
NICK: Pain. In. The. Ass. That’s my phrase. Everyone around here knows that I made that up.
ME: You’re famous for coming up with PITA?
NICK: Yep. People say, “Look at that PITA over there!” And then they say, “Nick invented that!”